behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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houseofhaute-couture:

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

That is what I call true and real love. Both are my inspiration.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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bitch-about-it:

classwithapinchofsass:

catchmeridingclean:

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

I never said this who are you when did you start sitting next to me

Rachel why the fuck would you do that

(And hi Zoe congrats on the successful post)

Stop it Ellie you are ruining my life

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

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potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

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